YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS! If the clueless Dutchmen and scantily-clad Swedish babes all over Miami are indicating anything.. it's that MIAMI MUSIC WEEK has begun.
So of course, in famous Fade County form, we're bringing you the scoop on where to go, what to do, and who to see for the ULTIMATE GOOD TIME FUN PARTY. That's right, I said it.
Wednesday March 23
Start: Ivory Tower
Where: 1111 Lincoln Road - The Ivory Tower
What: Wake the fuck up, and get ready for some dark, deep, and definitely UK sounds. Brace yourself for some serious head bobbing and straight-up daytime sexification. Put some clothes on after the pool party and rock the fuck out to the smooth r&b space bass sound of Brenmar and High Rankin's crunchy dubstep goodness.
Then head over to our favorite local latenight spot
Where: Bar 28NE14St.
What: Rockabilly, dubstep, MAXIMUMROCKNROLL. Mad Decent and Trouble and Bass bring you sounds from the past, with a 31st Century attitute. Helmed by Drop the Lime's band, the Bad Lupo Brothers and Mad Decent rising star Bosco Delrey, don't be surprised if you jump, jive, and wail your way to the mental institution. Get some sleep.
Thursday March 24
Rot10 Music's Miami In-filth-tration
Where: Maxines Lounge 1722 Collins Ave
What: We love Mistur Skeleton. If you use this site, you love Mistur Skeleton too. And you're going to go see him eat the souls of small children for supper this Thursday. Bring a change of clothes.
Then get really fucked up and we'll see you at:
Where: Mekka Miami 950 NE 2nd Ave.
What: THE hands-down biggest dubstep part this MMW. Zeds Dead, Skream, 12th Planet, Supra1, Deathface, Datsik, DJ Craze, DILLON FUCKING FRANCIS, Caligula, and Heroes and Villains. I quit.
If you're still alive on
Friday March 25
Where: Kill Your Idol 222 Española Way
What: Zombies for Money, Supra1, Trouble and Bass' The Captain, and Mistur Fucking Skeleton at the easiest spot on the beach to get a beer. Don't say we tipped you off but.... rsvp for free entry
here.
You awake yet?!?
Where: The Overthrow Castle (yes, it's seriously at a fucking castle). 41 NW 20 St.
What: The Overthrow & Trouble and Bass are throwing a fucking black magick party at a fucking castle with, like, the raddest flier & rider ever. Drop the Lime, AC Slater, Bart B More, Udachi, Deathface, & Tamara Fucking Sky? Guarantee this shit won't end until at LEAST 5 AM.
Now cool your asses off at:
Where Where: Bar 28NE14St
What: MOOM-BAH-FUCKING-TON. Come chill your dark soul out to the über-sexy sounds of this Dutch+Puerto Rican hybrid genre. AC Slater said "Moombahton is like dubstep for girls," and Diplo said "Exactly." If you head home alone, you fail at life.
Saturday March 26
We know you're already finding some way or the other into Ultra and/or Masquerate Motel, so here's a little something special if you need an escape from the madness:
Where: Bar 28 NE 14 St.
What: We really like French Fries. You should really like French Fries. And at this point, if you're still dancing, you should probably eat something.
Sunday March 27
You made it. Now get your ass to Gold Rush-
Where: Goldrush 15 NE 11 St.
What: Dubstep party at a stripclub. Yeah, that's right. Last year's FUNofficial MMW Closing Party was hands down the best party I've ever been to in my entire life. Vaginas, Heroes and Villains, Tamara Sky, totally naked strippers doing totally illegal things, DJ Craze, Damaged Goods, Troy Kurtz!, Spinstyles, and the wildest fucking night ever. Get your presales HERE before they sell out (happened last year, don't get caught out in the cold).
Fade County! Wants you to party responsibly, to take care of your friends, and to get as fucking buck wild ill freak nasty as you possibly can. Rest next week- this one's for the ages.
